i realize that all of us have been recently adhered to our G1's--bated breath or not--we want the Cupcake.

cupcakes are a delicious snack that can contain many fibrous nutrients and minerals that most other cakes do not...

however, i digress...

all platforms have updates. microsoft, not so much. mac, a little more. linux, every 4.32 minutes.

but every new born needs to be taught to walk and speak and eat at the table before it can come...

Hello, my fellow G1-compatriots,

I greet you all with open sourced arms. Come, hug your sweet analog. you know you want to.

ok, enough of that frivolous banter, down to buzyness. (sp?) ha! business*

I sit at my desk, in the offices of the theatre. I read posts and news alerts for the G1 / Android. I am across the hall, from an iFone user.

Just the thought of him "sliding to unlock" makes me ill. He know's better. But he is a...

HA!

It rhymes. I am cool.

So, I sit here, in my darkened den of a computer room. I stare shamelessly at stats and dates, specs and pics... of G1.

Why, do you ask?

STOP ASKING!

But, I stare at these things--studying, memorizing, searing them into my brain. I do this because my BlackBerry hates me. And because I have lived with this "comodore" type phone for too long. At last a device comes along that turns all my...