No they're serious! It's the real deal! OMG I can't wait....
Yes its a joke....kinda old too....they got me at first when I started reading it.
(I think this is a joke from Google, but I thought it was amusing...)
I just found Googles new beta...
http://www.google.com/tisp/ <~ this is a legitimate Google URL
Google TISP: Free Broadband service
Sick of paying for broadband that you have to, well, pay for?
Introducing Google TiSP (BETA), our new FREE in-home wireless broadband service. Sign up today and we'll send you your TiSP self-installation kit, which includes setup guide, fiber-optic cable, spindle, wireless router and installation CD.
TiSP in-home wireless broadband is:
Free, fast and highly reliable
Easy to install -- takes just minutes
Vacuum-sealed to prevent water damage
Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.
HAHAHAHA someone please confirm this is a joke.... HAHAHAProfessional Installation Service
You can also choose to request our professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes.
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
In-Commode Package Delivery
With professional installation service, you can also have your Google Checkout purchases delivered directly through the sewage network into your bathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed in a watertight and nanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic. For a limited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.
TiSP for Enterprise
We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP specifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.
No they're serious! It's the real deal! OMG I can't wait....
Yes its a joke....kinda old too....they got me at first when I started reading it.
i believe its 05 or 06 April fools joke.
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Not really, thats what i`m using now.
Um no, Thats what i`m using now.
yeah it totally makes sense that you could trasmit high speed data through pipes made of clay or iron or pvc or lead, or that any city has fiber optics zig-zagging all over the place. Having seen fiber being buried, I can tell you for sure it does not go through crap. Way too expensive for that.
LOL.....this is too funny.....
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