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Thread: Free broadband service! A Google joke?

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    Default Free broadband service! A Google joke?


    (I think this is a joke from Google, but I thought it was amusing...)

    I just found Googles new beta...
    http://www.google.com/tisp/ <~ this is a legitimate Google URL

    Google TISP: Free Broadband service

    Sick of paying for broadband that you have to, well, pay for?

    Introducing Google TiSP (BETA), our new FREE in-home wireless broadband service. Sign up today and we'll send you your TiSP self-installation kit, which includes setup guide, fiber-optic cable, spindle, wireless router and installation CD.

    TiSP in-home wireless broadband is:
    Free, fast and highly reliable
    Easy to install -- takes just minutes
    Vacuum-sealed to prevent water damage


    Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.


    Professional Installation Service
    You can also choose to request our professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes.
    (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

    Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.

    (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

    In-Commode Package Delivery
    With professional installation service, you can also have your Google Checkout purchases delivered directly through the sewage network into your bathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed in a watertight and nanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic. For a limited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.

    TiSP for Enterprise
    We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP specifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.
    HAHAHAHA someone please confirm this is a joke.... HAHAHA

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    Default Re: Free broadband service! A Google joke?

    No they're serious! It's the real deal! OMG I can't wait....

    Yes its a joke....kinda old too....they got me at first when I started reading it.

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    Default Re: Free broadband service! A Google joke?

    i believe its 05 or 06 April fools joke.

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    Default Re: Free broadband service! A Google joke?

    Not really, thats what i`m using now.

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    Default Re: Free broadband service! A Google joke?

    Quote Originally Posted by JetsG1 View Post
    Not really, thats what i`m using now.

    STFU!

    It's an even older joke than 05 or 06. If I'm not mistaken, I saw it back in 2000-1 when I was looking for a broadband ISP but was sick of RCN. It could have also been in 04 when I was sick of Comquacks.

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    Default Re: Free broadband service! A Google joke?

    Um no, Thats what i`m using now.

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    Default Re: Free broadband service! A Google joke?

    Quote Originally Posted by JetsG1 View Post
    Um no, Thats what i`m using now.
    Oh really. I'm not saying it's technically impossible, but I'm doubtful. Take a photo of the router hooked up to your sewer line and post it. That ad is BS either way.

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    Default Re: Free broadband service! A Google joke?

    Quote Originally Posted by rynosaur View Post
    Oh really. I'm not saying it's technically impossible, but I'm doubtful. Take a photo of the router hooked up to your sewer line and post it. That ad is BS either way.

    O hell, that got me laughing....I could just imagine someone posting those pictures too....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stericson View Post
    O hell, that got me laughing....I could just imagine someone posting those pictures too....lol
    yeah it totally makes sense that you could trasmit high speed data through pipes made of clay or iron or pvc or lead, or that any city has fiber optics zig-zagging all over the place. Having seen fiber being buried, I can tell you for sure it does not go through crap. Way too expensive for that.

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    LOL.....this is too funny.....

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