best story ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

[g1ftmfw]

Posted on my car club website... had to share... thanks mikey tapps

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,
the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with
excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all Dear, let's go
to the cashier..'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel
like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.....but at least that biotch
knows I'm smarter than her.

;D

[leshawnte]

That was good. LMAO

[daflameking]

LOL. Can't believe you turned the tables on her that good, so well planned. Good story bro!

[theway2live]

haaaaaa.
that was funny as hell.

[ickyfehmleh]

lol I can't believe people post jokes that have been on the intertubes for years and pass them off as life events!

[TheSamurai]

Bwaaahahahaha!!! That is great!

[gbk1]

MUAHAHAHAHAHHA

So many ideas.. Imma use this. This is awesome.

[g1ftmfw]

lol I can't believe people post jokes that have been on the intertubes for years and pass them off as life events!

Not my story... a friend posted this up so I shared it on here for others to get a chuckle out of it...lol

[konzern]

lmao hilarious!!!