Ninja Chuck Norris Android's G1 Review...READ OR DIE!

[drfunk1986]

So anyways Ninja Chuck Norris Android here to give ya'll the scoop on how completely wrong and awful these haters are about this phone. They should defnitley burn slowly while being taped to a chair and dropped off a cliff into extremely pointy rocks and spikes. This phone is amazing!!! I don't understand how some of these people are complaining saying it has problems and all. Since I got it, there have not been any problems 100% awesomeness. Only thing I would like is for the camera to be a little better. Takes too long to take the pic and you have to time it perfectly right after it focuses or else it doesnt take the pic and you're stuck looking stupid (happened once, and then i killed the person who laughed). Other than that, mine updated just fine, screen creeking? how? never heard it. buttons be perfect, system doesnt freeze and it's soo cool to have a little computer in your hand and be listening to a convo of someone asking the Monday Nigth Football score and you be like "oh wait it's right here, ooops there it is guys oooh yeah, you lose". So yeah, love this phone, can't wait till Flash is availible. :cool:

[rereTHEEbeast]

dont have mine until tmrw .. but i agree . the flash will be the nice lil topper

[MobileMan]

Wow Im glad your happy. What phone did you have before? I had the Dash so Im used to the power of these hand held computers.

[Frito]

if you got a black one just wait it will creak, they all do after use, comes along with the screen getting loose, pretty easy to fix the creak though so not a big deal imho

[*susan*]

I have the black one and not a single creak out of it. In fact, I have not had one problem with my phone. Love it!!

[Frito]

I have the black one and not a single creak out of it. In fact, I have not had one problem with my phone. Love it!!


how long have you had it? i was thinking the same thing when people started complaining but fast forward a few weeks later and its creaking and wiggly, i fixed the creaks with a lil bit of black electrical tape inbetween the screen and chin area and the annoying noise is gone and the loose screen isnt that bad just hope it doesnt get worse if it does i might be putting in for my very first replacement phone ;)

[*susan*]

I have had mine since the 21st of October.

[simms22]

i have had mine since oct 20th . a black phone . not a creak . not a single problem or issue ( except when i put it in a mda case with a magnetic clip . the compass was messed up until i gave it a couple smacks :^) it has been perfect since ) . i can only assume some ppl got defective ones . i absolutley love this phone . i had a tmobile mda for almost 3 years before this one . it was great . it did do amost everything . but my g1 just blows it out of the water ! no freezing up at all . my mda froze constantly . this android operating system is wonderful . sure there arent to many cool apps or games out there for it , YET . but its brand new . and look what is out there for it , for FREE . the ppl who make theese apps or games spend their time making them . im sure they want to get paid . so im sure there will be plenty of cool stuff out there later . some free , some paid . :)

[pinaytoy]

if you got a black one just wait it will creak, they all do after use, comes along with the screen getting loose, pretty easy to fix the creak though so not a big deal imho


my black one doesnt creak and the screen isnt loose either. ive had it since 10/20. is this a racist comment against the black ones? lol.

[drfunk1986]

my black one doesnt creak and the screen isnt loose either. ive had it since 10/20. is this a racist comment against the black ones? lol.


possibly but I will have to fist pound anyone into the ground that continues with these racist remarks! My screen does not creek nor is loose. Ninja Power!!!:cool:

[Cranky Bear]

I heard rumors that there was a Pirate Mr. T Alien Bounty Hunter combing the forum for you, DrFunk. Watch your back.