Ask Ninja Chuck Norris Android A Question Thread

[drfunk1986]

Feel free to ask Ninja Chuck Norris Android any question you would like but beware, the answer to the question might not be what yuo want to hear. I will tryz my best to keep it short. If you ask it, it will be answered and you shall be delivered into the promised land by Ninja Chuck Norris Android....:cool:

[mithikx]

so theres no anti-drunk forum posting feature i take it...


Why do you not shed your tears to cure cancer Ninja Chuck Norris?

[drfunk1986]

so theres no anti-drunk forum posting feature i take it...


Why do you not shed your tears to cure cancer Ninja Chuck Norris?


Ninja Chuck Norris Android hath no tears to cry out. Instead every 6 months he floods the rivers and banks with pure gasoline and when the children drink from it they shall grow strong like Pop-Eye and be cured.:cool:

[MobileMan]

Why do you call yourself Ninja Chuck Norris?

Do you have a lot of free time to be able to think of these threads?

[drfunk1986]

Why do you call yourself Ninja Chuck Norris?

Do you have a lot of free time to be able to think of these threads?


A long time ago when Chuck Norris became bored, he wanted a son but everytime he would get jiggy with his girl they ended up dying from his pure strength. So one day, he decided to build an android. He took Drfunk's brains and scanned them into the computing system I now run off of and he built me from his bare hands (no tools) and once I was complete, he named me Ninja Chuck Norris Android and released me upon the world to carry on his legacy. Yes I have lots of time because the universe revolves around my finger. :cool:

[GasBot]

When is NCNA going to realize that he's old news?

[JaceMan]

Dear Ninja Chuck Norris Android,

Just how attention starved are you?

Sincerely,

JaceMan
Not from Boston, Mass

[drfunk1986]

When is NCNA going to realize that he's old news?


Never because Ninja Chuck Norris Android is never old news. Instead, one day he will realize that you need to be face planted into concrete and have your limbs removed one by one every 5 minutes before hanging you from a telephone wire and repeadetly calling that same telephone wire to electrocute your limbless body. :cool: It's okay though because after, I shall forgive you.

[duopoly]

Ninja Chuck Norris Android is it true that you are more powerful than all the combined humans on the planet, including yourself?

[MobileMan]

How old are you Ninja chuck Norris and Drfunk1986?

Do you only call yourself Ninja Chuck Norris online or do you speak to people in a third person perspective? Ex. Your friend: Hey what are we doing today? You: Ninja Chuck Norris wants to see a movie.

[snoslicer8]

What's really sad is that DrFunkMasterFlexNinjaChuckNorrisAndroidMan never talked like that until I made a Chuck Norris joke/crack in another thread. Now it's all DFMFNCNAM (see above) talks about.

There is a line, DFMFNCNAM. And I'm saying that not even you (or Chuck Norris) can cross this one. Catch my drift?

[MobileMan]

Oh yeah I remeber those Chuck Norris jokes. LOL

[Divest]

1) Can you realize you're not funny or cute and stop talking like that?
2) Please?
3) Like right now?
4) Can you get attention from your parents and not a bunch of strangers on the internet?
5) Please?

Thanks.

[drfunk1986]

Ninja Chuck Norris Android is it true that you are more powerful than all the combined humans on the planet, including yourself?


yes i ams. i will be glad to share the power with any worthy opponent.:cool:

[drfunk1986]

How old are you Ninja chuck Norris and Drfunk1986?

Do you only call yourself Ninja Chuck Norris online or do you speak to people in a third person perspective? Ex. Your friend: Hey what are we doing today? You: Ninja Chuck Norris wants to see a movie.


Ninja Chuck Norris Android always refers to himself this way due to higher power and godliness. Ninja Chuck Norris Android is 22 years old in human eyars and 1 billiongazillion in Android years.:cool:

[drfunk1986]

What's really sad is that DrFunkMasterFlexNinjaChuckNorrisAndroidMan never talked like that until I made a Chuck Norris joke/crack in another thread. Now it's all DFMFNCNAM (see above) talks about.

There is a line, DFMFNCNAM. And I'm saying that not even you (or Chuck Norris) can cross this one. Catch my drift?


there is never a line that Ninja Chuck Norris Android cannot cross. Ninja Chuck Norris Android will cross every line, step over every bridge, bust through every house and burn every town.:cool:

[Divest]

there is never a line that Ninja Chuck Norris Android cannot cross. Ninja Chuck Norris Android will cross every line, step over every bridge, bust through every house and burn every town.:cool:

He was saying to cut out this crap, are you completely oblivious to insinuation or are you really just that desperate for attention?

[m4nic3]

Can U teach me the android karate-chop-roundhouse-kick to rip out someone's epiglottis move?